Morton Malaise

What do I say, and how am I supposed to feel, when a doctor tells me that the things that make me happy are killing me? Is it better to burn out than fade away? My my, hey hey.
Damn the torpedoes. Carpe diem. I heard someone say once, “I ain’t goin’ out like that.”

The first night of WSOP Main Event coverage has come and gone, and thankfully, Phil Hellmuth was eliminated in record time. ESPN has gone out of their way to make WSOP stand for the World Series of Phil, and frankly, I’m tired of the act. It was more than mildly annoying last year. After a [...]

When I woke up at 230 this afternoon, I opened my front door to find a log in one of my patio chairs right outside. There was a note stuck under it that read, “Hello, my name is Log. Please give me a home.” This happened sometime after 3 AM. Sigh. Also, someone (not me) [...]

I have decided there are more than enough blogs dedicated to the press, politicking, kiteflying, porkbarreling, filibustering, pomp, and circumstance in Peoria. Therefore, I will write about whatever the hell I want from now on. Sometimes it may be politics, sometimes it may be sports, sometimes it may be me enjoying the sound of my [...]