We are the sum of what we consume.

We are The Terrible Trio. We shake when we wake at 8, or noon, or 3 PM. A timeline…

5 PM Thursday- Crown and Unkle get done working. Unkle heads to TnT’s, Crown goes home to take a nap.

7 PM Thursday- Crown, Unkle, and Brando meet at TnT’s for the cash drawing.

7 PM to 8 PM- The aforementioned trio waits for the drawing.

8 PM to anywhere between 10 PM and 1 AM- The Terrible Trio wastes money destroying their respective livers.

5 AM Friday- Unkle wakes, sends Cannonball greetings to his cellphone’s entire phonebook.

715 AM Friday- Crown wakes to Unkle’s Cannonball greeting, struggles through his entire Friday…Neither Crown nor Unkle really knows where Brando is…Maybe at Bradley, maybe walking fields. Depends on the month.

8 AM to 5 PM Friday- Crown and Unkle fire uberstupid emails back and forth about how worthless their days are, with many witty comments intertwined.

5 PM Friday- Unkle and Brando are well on their way to alcoholic oblivion. Crown gets off work, either heads to BWW or home for a nap, depending how shitty he feels at the end of the work day.

8 PM Friday- As Unkle says, the “Death Star Rampage” begins. Insert random Tnt’s/patio/driveway drunkenness here.

3 AM Saturday- The Terrible Trio goes to sleep. Some before others.

1 PM Saturday (depending on weather)- Quorum call for volleyball

2 PM Saturday- 3 on 3 volleyball comes together. If it is after the 15th of September, patio party begins.

8 PM Saturday- Too dark to play in the summer, too drunk to sit still otherwise.

830 PM Saturday- Decision time…Do we hit the bars, or do we start a fire?

10 PM Saturday- The Terrible Trio is well on their way.

12 AM Saturday- The Terrible Trio is ashed to their eyebrows.

1 AM Sunday- Unkle proceeds to call and text message everyone he knows. Crown and Brando tell him to stop. Unkle proceeds not to listen.

11 AM Sunday- (Season dependent) Unkle and Brando wake up to watch football. Crown sleeps as long as Brando, Unkle, and FM’s phone calls don’t wake him.