Morton Malaise

Cardinals and Mets, Game 7, 7:19 PM tonight. I hope they beat the shit out of each other again tonight and the winner makes it to the Tigers broken and tired. Then again, it would be nice if the team the Tigers play is perfectly healthy so I don’t have to listen to every Cards [...]

Well, after a day of desperate clicks on every BlogPeoria option, we seem to be back from the dead. Thanks to Bill Dennis for his diligence getting us back up and running. We know it’s not your fault, Billy. We just like to give you a little ribbing every once and a while. Gotta keep [...]

I refuse to write anything about how happy I would be if the Tigers won the first 2 games of the ALCS in dominating fashion. I would fear that if I did, it may jinx them. So I guess all I have to say is THE ATHLETICS ARE GOING DOWN!!!!! We’re goin’ to Oakland, then [...]

Cory Lidle, pitcher for the Yankees, flew his plane into a skyscraper. I hope no one was planning on watching anything on TV for the next 5 days, because I can tell you exactly what’s going to be on:
YANKEESNEWYORKLIDLETORRELIDLETORREJETERSTEINBRENNERYANKEESREDSOXYANKEESNEWYORKCITYSKYSCRAPERLIDLETORRELIDLEPLANELIDLE.
That is all.

The guilt strikes my face like the raindrops strike the street. Cold and wet against the pavement and my heart. I’m so sorry, Beth. I’m so sorry, Ed. Leaves and tears fall in October. Fuck me and my Untouchable Soul.

Never again will I let a friend go without making my peace. Ed Fincannon, rest ye weary soul…
A friend of mine passed recently…A friend I never made my peace with…His Mother and Sister gave him a eulogy that follows:
Eulogies
For those that were unable to attend Ed’s services today I am posting what was read.
Read by [...]

This just in:
Death Cab for Cutie makes me want to smoke crack and I have a pimple on my neck. Coffee cups run for president in nations of speakerphones and windshields. Don’t cry for me, Argentina. The vestibules are ruining their dresses with ketchup and punch bowls filled with the bile of the innocent bystanders [...]

I wish my short term memory could describe the things that have happened over the last few weeks…Pumpkin Festival cum Job Offer cum sprained ankle…Well, the sprained ankle is where I’ll start, because that’s what I rememeber the bestest.
Sunday, October 1st. I wake up at my ex’s house, in her bed. I leave her room, [...]