Cory Lidle, pitcher for the Yankees, flew his plane into a skyscraper. I hope no one was planning on watching anything on TV for the next 5 days, because I can tell you exactly what’s going to be on:
YANKEESNEWYORKLIDLETORRELIDLETORREJETERSTEINBRENNERYANKEESREDSOXYANKEESNEWYORKCITYSKYSCRAPERLIDLETORRELIDLEPLANELIDLE.

That is all.