Since some of my so-called “friends” feel the need to mock me when I write what I feel, the last post has been changed to a private one. Some of you can be real douchebags sometimes.
November 2006
Monthly Archive
November 20, 2006
November 10, 2006
Congratulations to the Scarlet Knights of Rutgers for their HUGE win last night. I know a certain defensive lineman for a certain football team in Kentucky that will probably have nightmares about jumping offsides for the rest of his life.
Will THE Ohio State Luckeyes and the Wolverines play twice in a row? If Rutgers wins out, do they earn a spot in the national championship? Maybe and no. As far as I’m concerned, at this point, the Ohio State-Michigan game IS the national championship.
But holy crap. Rutgers.
November 9, 2006
Midget. Wrestling. Midget wrestling. Yeah, I know. I can’t begin in the short time I have to write this entry to enumerate the myriad ways that this is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, totally fucking wrong. The fact that the event took place at a bar that had a dirt floor only a few short years ago should hardly be a surprise to anyone.
By the way, midget is considered a slur. I don’t think anyone would be comfortable with a bar in Peoria hosting Gook Wrestling or Cracker Wrestling, do you? Yeah, didn’t think so.
In other news, Donald Himmler…er, Rumsfeld stepped down. Unfortunately, that guy from Texas he was telling what to do did NOT step down, so we still have that to worry about.
November 3, 2006
OK, to summarize the last couple of weeks in the life of malaise that I lead:
Fucking Tigers. Zumaya can throw a ball 104 miles an hour and hit a target the size of a baseball glove, but he can’t lob a ball to one of the bases to get an easy out. I don’t get it. The Tigers picked the worst time of year to play their worst baseball. It was an ugly series, and I’m frightfully ashamed of the way the Tigers played.
Bush is a fascist. (That could apply to any day of my life since 2000, but that’s neither here nor there.)
Halloween came and went, and I didn’t have to take any toilet paper down. Victory is mine! I guess once the TP’ers hit 31 years old, they’re too damn lazy to run a haunted house AND TP someone’s apartment.