Midget. Wrestling. Midget wrestling. Yeah, I know. I can’t begin in the short time I have to write this entry to enumerate the myriad ways that this is wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, totally fucking wrong. The fact that the event took place at a bar that had a dirt floor only a few short years ago should hardly be a surprise to anyone.

By the way, midget is considered a slur. I don’t think anyone would be comfortable with a bar in Peoria hosting Gook Wrestling or Cracker Wrestling, do you? Yeah, didn’t think so.

In other news, Donald Himmler…er, Rumsfeld stepped down. Unfortunately, that guy from Texas he was telling what to do did NOT step down, so we still have that to worry about.