Morton Malaise

President Bush paid a visit to our fine city today. I have a few things I would like to point out, some of which disturb me, some of which amuse me, some of which do both.
* Bush went to Sterling Family Restaurant for breakfast on the way to Caterpillar. My grandfather LOVES Sterling Family Restaurant. [...]

A friend posted this on MySpace, and I felt the need to share. Please study and observe.
Etiquette for drunks…
There’s more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish…
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot [...]

Senator Obama has declared his interest in the presidency. Anyone that knows me knows I am not by any stretch of the imagination a Democrat. I normally take every opportunity I can to make fun of the smelly tree-hugging commies they are. However, I stand behind Barack Obama. While I’m sure we don’t see eye [...]

The funniest thing happened this morning on the way to work. Some lady in front of me, on the phone, was tailgating the car in front of her. The car in front of her had to hit the brakes, so she swerved to avoid hitting said car and ended up driving in the dirt on [...]