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The funniest thing happened this morning on the way to work. Some lady in front of me, on the phone, was tailgating the car in front of her. The car in front of her had to hit the brakes, so she swerved to avoid hitting said car and ended up driving in the dirt on the left side. When she came back on the road, she fishtailed for a second, and then spun completely around right in front of me. Watching a car spin around at 70 miles an hour is quite amusing, I suggest everyone sees it at least once in their life. Lots of screeching tires and dynamic forces acting all over the place. Bitch is lucky it wasn’t an SUV, or her cellphone-rotted brain would’ve been mistaken for deer meat in the road. The car behind me had to drive onto the shoulder to avoid rear-ending me when I hit the brakes. If I wasn’t so hung over, I probably would’ve been pretty freaked out. As it was, I sort of giggled for a second and went about my driving business.The best part was, once spinner lady stopped spinning, she was facing the wrong direction, half on the shoulder and half in the road. Know what she was still doing? TALKING ON HER FUCKING PHONE! People make me want to vomit on their faces sometimes.