Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 27 Feb 2007
I will be out of town all next week. We leave Sunday for Chicago, then our plane for the Dominican Republic leaves around 6 AM Monday morning, and we return to Chicago Saturday evening. We will be staying at the Riu Bambu in Punta Cana. I will not have my phone, and I don’t plan [...]
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 23 Feb 2007
The good folks at Deadspin have graced the world with a post about one of the finest hockey fights I’ve ever seen. Any time both goalies leave the crease to fight, it’s gonna be a good one. There were 17 penalties assessed at 5:13 of the period. It’s really worth watching.
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 22 Feb 2007
Breathe out.
Shove the impetus of the dark week of telephones and politics and annoyance out.
Breathe in.
Suck in the warmth of her sweetness that you can’t ignore. Suck in the wonderment that you can’t deny. Suck in the freedom, the patience, suck in the maybe.
Maybe you’ll get it straight in the dark neon of a Friday [...]
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 16 Feb 2007
Incoming telephone calls after 10 PM when I have pneumonia will not be accepted. Conditions under which it is OK to call after 10 PM when I have pneumonia include the following:
1.) My apartment is on fire.
2.) I am dying or dead.
3.) A member of my family is dying or dead.
4.) You are dying or [...]
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 15 Feb 2007
Last week, I was rather ill. I started getting a tickle in my throat and a stuffy head on Super Bowl Sunday. I started feeling better on Wednesday, so I went out for a few after work. This was bad idea number one. Friday night and Saturday night I drank fairly heavily and didn’t get [...]
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 06 Feb 2007
I’m sure some of you find it rather humorous that the guy who can’t shut up has completely lost his voice. I think it’s fucking hilarious. However, it is also very frustrating in a job where I am required to be on the phone for several hours a day. Hopefully, everything will be back to [...]
Uncategorized mortonmalaise on 02 Feb 2007
Please try to complete your thoughts in one comment rather than posting three or four right in a row. My lazy ass doesn’t want to have to click the “approve” bubble that many times. Any deviation from this policy will result in immediate decapitation. Thank you for your cooperation.