I’m sure some of you find it rather humorous that the guy who can’t shut up has completely lost his voice. I think it’s fucking hilarious. However, it is also very frustrating in a job where I am required to be on the phone for several hours a day. Hopefully, everything will be back to normal (or at least audible) tomorrow. I think I already emailed some people, but for those I haven’t, please don’t call me tonight unless it’s an absolute emergency. Talking is actually causing me physical pain. Thanks so much.

(Update: My voice has returned, but in exchange for my voice, I have given up my ability to breathe through my nose or move more quickly than a snail. I also had to have a weird dream that involved two hairless cats. Don’t ask. )