Finally Friday! I will be heading directly from work to the Wing-Off tonight. Brando and Unk will already be there, as one of them has no job and the other one gets to leave work earlier than me. However, Unk has also been assigned “Help Troy” duty, which could be anything from serving wings to a handjob, so we’ll have to see how much fun he really gets to have.

A little bird told me that local columnist/teacher/radio personality/creepy guy in sportcoat Phil Luciano will be judging the competition. Hopefully, there are still some wings left when I get there.

Supposedly, my mother and her boyfriend and two of my cousins and their husbands are going to come down. Anyone else planning on coming? Pere Marquette, 430 until 7. $5 at the door, wings, cash bar. I just hope they have a big screen so I can watch the Red Wings game. It’s the conference finals, God sakes.