Bottom of the ninth inning. Magglio Ordonez on third. One out. Down 6-5. 1 game back in the AL Central. Now is NOT a good time for TWO STRIKEOUTS IN A FUCKING ROW!!!! Just a thought. I’m no Billy Beane (Sabermetrics Billy Beane, not Gay Billy Bean), but simple common sense would tell me that I might with one out, oh, I don’t know, hit a sac fly, or try a squeeze play. With two outs, I might, oh, I don’t know, try to get a ball on the ground through the right side of the infield; hell, a single to anywhere but left field. Just not a strikeout.

Piss.