There is a great event going on at the Riverfront this weekend, called the Universal Rhythm Assembly. Well, the music is going to great. As with everything in life, the bad comes with the good. The purpose of the event is to “…showcase many different special interest groups involving everything from the ecosystem we live in to issues that involve the world as we know it.” Fucking moonbat orgy. Of course, with bands like Oteil and the Peacemakers, Omega Moo, Groovatron, and Backyard Tire Fire, the moonbats are going to come. That doesn’t mean they need to put up booths. Let’s see if I can guess what some of the booths will be.

- Hemp Jewelry and Clothing

- Little rocks, supposedly useful for warding off showers and jobs.

- Planned Parenthood

- ACLU (Disclaimer: I am a card-carrying member)

- Head shop. There will definitely be a head shop, probably selling those nifty hitters that look like car antennae and pens.

You may be asking, “Gee, MM, you went to Summercamp and didn’t seem to mind.” That’s right. Because Summercamp was about the music, not the moonbat causes. Check out the website. Front and center, Causehead City.

Fuck it, I just want to see Groovatron and Omega Moos. I’ll even take a shower before I go.