I have grown rather tired and quite nauseous with our “modern” rock station. I will now share with all of you the reasons why.

1.) Your tower is no longer new. Please stop telling us about it between every song and every commercial.

2.)There is no need to continually remind us how much kick ass rock you play. Especially since most of what you play was made before most of your listeners were born.

2.)Anna Kincaid. That’s all I have to say about that. Nice enough lady (when she’s not being a bitch), but really not good for the radio.

3.) 9 songs an hour in the morning. That’s only 27-30 minutes. Unacceptable.

4.) Airing 30 minutes of commercials and soundbites of people saying wacky things is a sure way to lose the last 4 morning drive listeners you have.

5.) That “brand new” single you just played? It was released to radio stations six months ago. We’re not stupid, please don’t treat us like we are. Maybe if you started playing Icky Thump 2 months ago like everyone else, I would try to listen.

6.) 102.3 now has an average year of song release later than yours. Ouch.

7.) Matt Bahan- It’s not OK to talk like that in real life. It’s sort of creepy. And for God’s sake, stop frosting your hair. You look like this old guy I knew in Florida that chased 18-year-old girls around. Wait…Did you used to live in Florida?

8.) It’s Not Over by Daughtry is not “Kick Ass Rock”. It’s MAYBE power pop. Just quit it.

9.) Morning X Trivia is not the opportunity I’ve been waiting for, unless it can offer me a secure job with a six-figure salary, full pension and benefits, and a company limo.

10.) Don’t sponsor the URA. Just don’t. It’s painfully obvious that your “DJ’s” have no fucking clue who or what they’re talking about when they read the copies about it. Until I start hearing moe. and Phish on your station, GFYM.

I’m sure I’ll come up with more, and as I do I will add them. Feel free to tell me what pisses you off about 105.7 the Ex in the comments.