In addition to the general rules that apply for all drinking, found here, there are a few additional guidelines to follow while at the Winchester.

1.) Don’t even think about asking them to change the channel of the TV the Tigers game is on. Seriously. It’s not a good idea.

2.) The table by the Golden Tee machine and dartboard is for people playing Golden Tee and darts. It is not for 20 teenagers chugging free soda refills for three hours.

3.) Tip the servers. Tip the servers. TIP THE SERVERS!

4.) If you move from the bar to the table, tip the bartender or close your check out. He/she will NOT get a share of the tip when you pay your tab at the table.

5.) Do not vomit or defecate in the urinals.

6.) Do not spit on the plastic in front of the TVs over the urinals. Your mucus contributes nothing to the ESPNEWS broadcast.

7.) If I don’t know you, don’t offer me the food you haven’t eaten.

8.) My keys, my phone, my cigarettes, and my beer are sitting directly in front of my chair. If you come into the bar while I am in the bathroom, do not sit in my seat. Use your fucking head.

9.) EVAN!!!!!

10.) There is only one wall outlet in the bar area. Please be considerate of other patrons when choosing a table. For example, if you don’t need an outlet, DON’T SIT AT THE ONLY TWO TABLES THAT CAN REACH THE DAMN OUTLET.

11.) Don’t root for Ohio State. Ever.

12.) Don’t go all-in every hand. Nobody likes That Guy.