THE CUBS ARE IN FIRST!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!

This is either going to be the greatest two months in my baseball fan career, or I’m setting myself up for a giant letdown a la the Year of Bartman. The Cubbies and the Tigers are both in first place AT THE SAME TIME. If not for the fear of jinxing one of them, I might actually start thinking about the bittersweet dilemma I’ll face if they end up playing against each other in the World Series. But I dare not think of such things. The very fabric of my universe could be torn apart.