So far this month, the following things have happened to me, in no particular order-

Hit a pothole on War Dr, bending my left front rim and forcing me to position the jack while lying in the snow.

Girlfriend broke up with me.

Chain came off the lawn tractor tire, which forced me to shovel a large part of a very large driveway by hand with a shitty shovel.

Dog I was watching had diarrhea on the carpet, which then dried stuck to the carpet, effectively ruining carpet.

The Red Wings have lost 3 in a row.

Two consecutive Golden Tee rounds over par.

It’s really cold.

Thank God it’s only 29 days.