Me at the Blogger Bash last night, speaking to Billy about the two girls at the end of the bar: “See, I COULD go talk to those girls right now, but they’d be like, ‘This guy’s drunk’, so I’m NOT going to talk to them, because I’d be wasting my time, but then if I’m in here again, and they’re here too, I’ll have something to talk to them about before I get drunk. I can be all like, ‘Hey, you were in here last time I was here, right? Yeah, with the Blogger thing. How funny!’, and it can be a springboard to something better. So see, by not talking to those girls, I’m actually making an investment in the future.”

Seriously, WHAT??!?!