July 30, 2008
Me at the Blogger Bash last night, speaking to Billy about the two girls at the end of the bar: “See, I COULD go talk to those girls right now, but they’d be like, ‘This guy’s drunk’, so I’m NOT going to talk to them, because I’d be wasting my time, but then if I’m in here again, and they’re here too, I’ll have something to talk to them about before I get drunk. I can be all like, ‘Hey, you were in here last time I was here, right? Yeah, with the Blogger thing. How funny!’, and it can be a springboard to something better. So see, by not talking to those girls, I’m actually making an investment in the future.”
Seriously, WHAT??!?!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
I’m sure you had Billy’s head spinning with that conversation.
July 30th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
You totally should have hit on the chicks at the end of the bar, and the ones in the billiards room. That could have started a brawl between their boyfriends and the bloggers. Now that would have been something for us all to write about.
July 30th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
All I saw were guys at the end of the bar…well, I thought they were guys!
July 30th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
I actually understood what he was talking about.
How twisted does that make me?
Actually, I was afraid I was going to get my ass kicked by a certain someone’s hubby.
July 31st, 2008 at 10:48 am
Drunk logic is the best logic sometimes.
Bill, who would want to kick your ass?
July 31st, 2008 at 10:58 am
Cory,
Okay, I get the reasoning, but I think you could come up with a much better pick-up line. I mean, you have posted genius blogs about work BM’s and coffee etiquette, you could lead with one of those!
Jennifer
July 31st, 2008 at 11:46 am
I think I can speak for those ladies and many others when I say “We thank you for your restraint.”
August 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Nobody wanted to kick Billy’s ass! I can attest to that!