I get a lot of spam email at work. By alot, I mean several hundred a day. It can be quite a nuisance, but the junk email filter on Outlook does a pretty decent job figuring out what’s junk and what’s not. Sometimes, however, I like to peruse the subject lines of the junk emails for my own amusement. Among the subject lines in today’s batch of shit:

No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!

Batman & Robin: “We’re gay”

Angelina Jolie Set To Destroy Own Vagina

Jason Kidd Feels Guilty After Stealing Ball From Chinese Point Guard

Police Raid Donut City

Sidenote: This is my 200th post. Whoop-dee-fuckin’-doo.