CoC’s spend a lot of time, money, and energy trying to establish a good reputation for their town. Especially a community like Canton, which most Central Illinoisans know as a nice town with nice people. Unfortunately, to everyone in the rest of the country, any part of Illinois not in Chicago is backwoods inbreds. I’m certain this article in Deadspin will really help. Congratulations, Canton. Home of the Midget Tits. Wait…Isn’t there football team called the Little Giants? Too easy. Too. Fucking. Easy.