Often times I tell people about the comedic brilliance that is Kissing Suzy Kolber. Among the jewels today is this excerpt from the Meast of the Week entry. CC is listing a few of the things that pissed him off this week:

When I’m driving in the center lane of a highway, and people pass on the right even though the left lane is clear. Fuck you.

- Sarah Palin’s voice. Jesus Christ. Every time I hear her stupid cunty accent I want to cave in a retarded baby’s head with a brick.

- Sometimes I’ll walk my dog, and some bitchy mommy will pull her two-year-old back and be like, “Connor! Watch out, it’s a dog!” Yeah, a domesticated dog that’s better behaved than your little fuck trophy. Who’s destined to become gay, by the way.

Contracts. Why do I have to print something out and fax it? Do you have any idea how hard that is for someone who works from home? You think they worried about this stuff in the Middle Ages? No. People just PayPal’d each other for whatever services were rendered. Like, chain mail repair and wench rental and stuff.

- Motorcycles. Do you ride a motorcycle? Guess what, you’re an asshole.