Stupid fucking Cubs. Stupid fucking fuckers. Fucking dumb fucks. That was the most disgusting display of half-assed, fuckoff, lollygag baseball I’ve ever seen. I don’t ever remember being so disgusted by anything I’ve watched in the sporting world in my entire life. They should all crawl into a hole and die. Fucking assfuck douche nozzle fuckwads. This was not a good weekend for me. Even though Phil Luciano bought me a Jim Beam and Coke with a roofie in it at the Office.

Oh, and Sara, I’m sorry I smacked you in the clitoris.

Oh, and I find it really amusing that Mr. Dennis has a sidebar with the 3 or 4 most recent posts on BlogPeoria, because my F-Bomb laced tirade is mingling with his ads and articles about politicians and rich folks.