From Big Daddy Drew on Deadspin, doing his regular Thursday NFL thing:

…I’d also like to use this economic crisis to make convenient scapegoats out of large groups of people who clearly had nothing to do with perpetuating this crisis, but whom I’ve long despised anyway. Like French immigrants. God, I fucking hate those people. At least Mexican immigrants are PRODUCTIVE. Ever see a French immigrant doing useful landscaping work? No. STOP SUCKING ON THE ENGORGED TEAT OF MY BELOVED COUNTRY, YOU BAGUETTE-EATING ASSHOLES. I’m going to meet up at the beer hall with my friends, form a new political party rooted in fear and intolerance, and discuss a “solution” for what to do about them. Rolf will be in charge of the train schedule.

I’d also like to blame the group Fall Out Boy. Because they suck and I hope they die in a tour bus accident. And I’d like to blame Sarah Palin. Because she’s a fucking moosetard and I hope she gets trapped under an ice floe.

In addition to blaming others for the downfall of the country, there’s one other thing that can help us all feel better, and that is reveling in the financial misfortune of others. Sure, I’m going broke. But at least some cocky trader fuckfaces are getting dumped by their shallow, horrible trophy fiancees. That makes me feel better…