I received this cordial email this morning from Joe Kosmin of Peoria.com (hyperlink intentionally omitted):

Hi,

I’ve taken your blog out of the Peoria.com feed (although, it’s still in the blogroll / list of local blog links), because of a post not too long ago that had way too many swear words for my filter to keep up with! :P

It turns a lot of people off of the site, and like I said, my swear filter can’t keep up. :P Sorry!

–Joe

That’s right. My blog is so profane, a computer swear filter can’t keep up. The best I can figure, the reason it can’t keep up is because I use unconventional cusswords that aren’t listed in filters, like “cumguzzler”, “cockstain”, “assclown”, “jizzbomb”, “cockrider”, “douchenozzle”, and “cockgoblin”. At any rate, I’m shocked it took them this long to take my blog off the feed. I’m not the least bit upset about it. I saw it coming. The Fundies over there don’t take too kindly to those of us who fuck out of wedlock and…what’s that other thing called…oh, that’s right, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. If I have to guess, I’d say this entry was the straw that broke the camels’ backs. Or their toes. What the fuck ever. It’s quite a proud day for me.