December 8, 2008
P**r**.c*m: G* f*ck y**rs*lf. Would you like to buy a vowel?
Posted by mortonmalaise under Uncategorized[14] Comments
I received this cordial email this morning from Joe Kosmin of Peoria.com (hyperlink intentionally omitted):
Hi,
I’ve taken your blog out of the Peoria.com feed (although, it’s still in the blogroll / list of local blog links), because of a post not too long ago that had way too many swear words for my filter to keep up with!
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It turns a lot of people off of the site, and like I said, my swear filter can’t keep up.
Sorry!
–Joe
That’s right. My blog is so profane, a computer swear filter can’t keep up. The best I can figure, the reason it can’t keep up is because I use unconventional cusswords that aren’t listed in filters, like “cumguzzler”, “cockstain”, “assclown”, “jizzbomb”, “cockrider”, “douchenozzle”, and “cockgoblin”. At any rate, I’m shocked it took them this long to take my blog off the feed. I’m not the least bit upset about it. I saw it coming. The Fundies over there don’t take too kindly to those of us who fuck out of wedlock and…what’s that other thing called…oh, that’s right, HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. If I have to guess, I’d say this entry was the straw that broke the camels’ backs. Or their toes. What the fuck ever. It’s quite a proud day for me.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
So swearing is a greater offense then, say the homophobia, the racism, and the bigotry that is often exhibited there?
December 8th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Apparently Joe hasn’t read his forum and the kind of language that goes on there not to mention the pictures that are posted.
December 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Have you ever read their shoutbox? They have entire threads about taking shits… give me a break!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
hmm…so have there been complaints? I have to admit that I have seen far more offensive things on the site than just a link to a blog.
But you got smilies…I thought that had to do with good-natured ribbing or sarcasm. Or does that mean that he still likes you even though you offend him? I’m confused!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I was struck by the smilies as well. I guess it is OK to tell someone to fuck off as long as you use a cute little smilely face to do it.
I’ll keep that in mind.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
You know like on Talladaga Nights when he says “With all due respect” before he tells someone to fuck off, and that makes it okay in his book? That must be what the smiles are about. Totally goin’ to put cockstain in my everyday conversations from now on!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Wow,
I haven’t heard most of those words in years. F*ck*ng awesome!
December 8th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Don’t know anything about their web site but I am LOVING your creative swear words! Might just adopt a few of them. (I happen to be partial to asshat, myself!)
December 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
“It turns a lot of people off of the site, and like I said, my swear filter can’t keep up.
Sorry!”
Yeah, it’s totally MM’s blog that turns people off the site. TOTALLY.
December 9th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Like people have to read your blog if they are offended. I seldom use the words myself, but I lost the virgin ears (and eyes) a long time ago. Personally, I think your humor far outweighs any offense that could be taken by the language. Keep telling it how you see it and think it!
December 9th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Damn MM,
You’re my hero.
But you’re still a turd burglar.
- Brick
December 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I think you’re awesome.
December 11th, 2008 at 1:18 am
LMAO, there ought to be a local blogger award for this.
December 26th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
You’re right – I can’t publish those words on Peoria.com. Sorry if that offends you – it’s not personal.