During an email conversation with the lovely and brilliant PH, I sent her a screenshot of several junk emails I received. She suggested that I post only the subjects in the form of a poem. While the form is absolutely horrible, and there’s no syllabic structure to be found, here goes…

Become a big member holder and all will be in order.
The blue pill will save your little friend from death.
You can travel East or West but you’ll stay so manly blessed.
Live a big life of a big man with a big instrument inside your pants.
Now you will have hard rock not only on your CD’s but in your pants as well. (That’s my favorite. It made our office laugh a lot.)
Unleash the power in the sleeping dragon.
Be proud of your biggest achievement that shines in your pants.

Wasn’t that fun?