I was pooping today during my lunch hour. When I finished pooping, I looked at what I had done and thought to myself, “I wonder what other people’s poop looks like?” We rarely get an opportunity to see the BM’s of other people, and any website that might have pictures of poop is probably pornographic and quite disgusting. We know most people see colors the same way, and we’ve devised charts to prove it. I wonder if someone could publish a poop chart, with pictures of different kinds of poop, and the reasons your poop might be skinny, or light in color, or liquid. Like a DSM IV for bowel movements. I know that I have many, many different kinds of poop. Finding out why that happens from an easy-to-read chart would be fantastic! They would probably have to take the pictures of poop on a dry surface, because the glare of the water in the toilet makes photography difficult. I would like to get such a chart, laminate it, and display it prominently on my living room wall. Everyone deserves to know if they are a healthy pooper.