I don’t like watching golf on TV very much. Unfortunately, my current employment situation and the atrocious programming on television during the day have dictated that I watch the US Open. It’s really not terribly bad, but for one thing. WHO THE FUCK LET BERMAN START DOING FUCKING GOLF?!?! His voice makes me want to slice my dick off with a grapefruit spoon. He knows about as much about golf as I do about knitting. The stupid shit he says on NFL PrimeTime and Sportscenter sounds 20 times dumber when he’s talking about golf, because instead of saying stupid shit about something he knows about, which occassionally makes some people somewhere laugh, he says stupid shit about something he doesn’t know about and makes the entire golf-watching world want to slice into his stupid bald head with their lob wedge. I hope he chokes to death on the next load a 12-year-old Thai ladyboy blows down his throat. Fucking asshole.