I’m going to be me. I’m not going to label myself anymore as a Libertarian, or a Green, or a Democrat, or Right Wing, or Left Wing, or Republican. I’m going to think on my own. I’m going to have my own ideas about what the Constitution means. I’m going to do what the 300 million people who live in my country’s borders are supposed to do. I’m going to think for myself. I care very deeply for the well-being of others. I refuse to align myself with the myopian bullshit that the mainstream media forces on the plebeians and the hoi polloi. I am intelligent, I can distinguish between right and wrong, and I am not fucking fooled by the lies that television propagates. Fanny Adams ain’t got shit on me. I know that MSNBC and FOX News are full of shit. I know that the DEA is destroying the 4th Amendment. I know that the DARE Program is a gargantuan waste of money. More than any of this, I know that our country will have to make some scary sacrifices to get our debt below a trillion dollars. A TRILLION DOLLARS. That’s a big damn number.